Graham: "What do we love?"
Graham: "No! We love bobcat cheerleaders!"
Graham: "Joey said I could be friends with him if I stopped beating up Johnny, but I've been beating up Johnny for yeeears!"
Reid: "I got a boo-boo at Mimi's house so she put peas on it."
Me: "Frozen peas, huh?"
Reid: "Yes, so I need to go in the microwave!"
Graham: "Reid, you can't go in the microwave because then you wouldn't have bones or muscles and that would make you sloppy."
Me: Again, WTH?
Reid: "Mommy, bubby broke my car and then he said, 'Hardy har!' and so he can't be my friend anymore. He can't say, 'Hardy har!' to me!"
Me: Nope, nothing surprises me anymore.