Conversations with a 2-year-old

Him: "I want to take my leg off."

Me: "No, you can't take your leg off. You need your leg."
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Me (at the zoo): "Look at the seals!"

Him: "Those are sea lions."

(Yes, I was corrected by a 2-year-old! Humbling!)
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Him (very seriously): "You better tickle me right there on my neck, Mommy."
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Me: "Did you play outside today? You got some dirt on your leg."

Him: "It's poop."

Me: "No, it's not poop. It's dirt."

Him: "No, it's poop."
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Him: "I don't hear the owls, Daddy. OOOOOOWWWWWWLLSS?!"