Conversations With a Two-Year-Old, vol. 2

Him (after plopping a ball cap on top of his head): “Now I’m a dude!”
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Him: “This is my belly but Papa calls this my gut.”
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Me: “What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?”

Him: “Just a birthday cake I think.”
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Him (at the kitchen table): “Banana, you don’t talk, but we eat you.”