Monday, January 26, 2009

Conversations With a Two-Year-Old, vol. 3

Me: “Did you make anything at school today?”

Him: “Friends. Lots of friends.”

Him (at 4:00 a.m., sitting straight up on his pillow, wailing): “There are crocodiles in my bed!”

Me (pulling back the covers): “Hmmm…I don’t see any crocodiles. It’s safe!”

Him: “Noooo! There’s one right there! See it? It’s going to eat me!”

Him: “Mommy, remember when I was in your tummy and then I was born and I was baby Jesus?”

(Uh oh ... someone's confused!)

Hubby: “What do you want for your birthday?”


(I feel the same way some days!)

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