Me: “Did you make anything at school today?”
Him: “Friends. Lots of friends.”
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Him (at 4:00 a.m., sitting straight up on his pillow, wailing): “There are crocodiles in my bed!”
Me (pulling back the covers): “Hmmm…I don’t see any crocodiles. It’s safe!”
Him: “Noooo! There’s one right there! See it? It’s going to eat me!”
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Him: “Mommy, remember when I was in your tummy and then I was born and I was baby Jesus?”
(Uh oh ... someone's confused!)
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Hubby: “What do you want for your birthday?”
Him: “CAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!”
(I feel the same way some days!)
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